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FAQ's

The Gear & Quality
What kind of shirts are these?

We don’t do those thin, scratchy "one-wash-and-it’s-a-crop-top" shirts. We use the Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee. It’s 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that vintage look, and feels like that favorite shirt you’ve owned for ten yearsβ€”right out of the box

How is the design printed?

No thick, plastic-feeling vinyl here. We use professional printing that sinks into the fabric. It won't crack, peel, or feel like you're wearing a sticker on your chest. It’s made to survive the wash, the dryer, and real life.

Where are these made?

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

At our core, I'm a veteran who gives a damn about great t-shirts. We keep the printing stateside (shoutout to our crews in Florida and Texas) to ensure everything is top-tier.

International? We’ve got you. We’ve partnered with printers across the globe so your package doesn’t have to take a world tour before it hits your mailbox. High quality, zero hassle.

Sizing & Fit
How do I find my perfect fit?

Our tees are unisex/relaxed fit. For the guys, it’s a standard true-to-size fit. For the ladies, if you want that trendy, oversized t-shirt look (perfect for bike shorts or leggings), we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.

Do you charge more for larger sizes?

Short answer: No. We offer sizes S through 3XL, and the price stays the same. We believe comfort shouldn’t have a "size tax."

Shipping & Logistics
Do you ship worldwide?

You bet. Whether you’re down the street from our Florida/Texas shops or on the other side of the planet, we’ll get your gear to you. We haven't mastered teleportation yet, so shipping rates vary depending on how many oceans your package has to cross.

Check out our Shipping Policy for the nitty-gritty details on your specific neck of the woods.

Can I track my order?

We get itβ€”the anticipation is real. As soon as your order hits the road, we’ll shoot you an email with a tracking number. You can stalk your package's progress all the way to your porch.

No judgment here; we do the same thing with our pizza deliveries.

Care Instructions
How do I keep this shirt looking great?

It’s pretty low-maintenance, just like us.

Wash: Cold water (keep those colors vibrant).

Bleach: Just don't. It’s already got that perfect garment-dyed look; no need to mess with it.

Ironing: If you must, keep it gentle. Otherwise, just shake it out and go.

Can I use a dryer?

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

It’s pretty low-maintenance, just like us.

Dry: Low heat (keep the fit perfect).

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